memosfromfury:

[While I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of an inter-office Medieval Fight Club, if such a thing did exist then this week’s meeting would hypothetically be moved to Thursday.]

memosfromfury:

[While I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of an inter-office Medieval Fight Club, if such a thing did exist then this week’s meeting would hypothetically be moved to Thursday.]


Am currently hanging out with a published author that’s sincere, funny, handsome, a total geek, a good cook, and an overall gentleman. He has the same nocturnal schedule that I do and I’m pretty sure he digs me.

I must be dreaming!

Wait…

If this is real, what’s the catch?


What if the House founders didn’t have such cool last names?

“I’m from Gryffindor, what House are you from?”

“Oh, you know, Steve.”

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avrooml2:

pandaterian:

If I saw him walking down the street.What I Expect to happen:What really would happen:Then he would be like this:

LOL, VERY accurate! 

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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

lovemcavoy:

James McAvoy - MTV After Hours

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paranoidandroid42:

Direct quote from my boyfriend, turned into a picture.

paranoidandroid42:

Direct quote from my boyfriend, turned into a picture.


In case you need it. Just in case.

Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
LifeLine: 1-800-2738255
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Eating Disorder Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro- Voice: 1-866-439-4253



mollie-wobbles:

leaffossilz:

lostwiginity:

*completely heterosexual brohug*

WHY CAN’T I BREATHE. THIS GIFFFFFFFF. SO. MANY. FEELINGS.

FGKJHWRGBW;G JAMES THOUGHT HE WAS BEHIND HIM BUT THEN OH NOES WHEREFORE IS MY BOYFRIEND, BUT LO, HE HAS APPEARED BY MY SIDE! HOW FORTUITOUS IS THIS FORTUNE THAT ALLOWS ME TO HETEROSEXUALLY CARESS HIS HIP WITH MINE AND STARE INTO THOSE EYES, OBSCURED BY FALSE BLOND LOCKS AND MIRRORED GLASSES, BUT MINE ALL THE SAME, FOR I ALWAYS FIND MYSELF REFLECTED BACK TO MYSELF WHEN I SEE MY LOVER’S EYES.
That dumb bitch on my other side needs to move. That belongs to Michael too. You no touchy.

mollie-wobbles:

leaffossilz:

lostwiginity:

*completely heterosexual brohug*

WHY CAN’T I BREATHE. THIS GIFFFFFFFF. SO. MANY. FEELINGS.

FGKJHWRGBW;G JAMES THOUGHT HE WAS BEHIND HIM BUT THEN OH NOES WHEREFORE IS MY BOYFRIEND, BUT LO, HE HAS APPEARED BY MY SIDE! HOW FORTUITOUS IS THIS FORTUNE THAT ALLOWS ME TO HETEROSEXUALLY CARESS HIS HIP WITH MINE AND STARE INTO THOSE EYES, OBSCURED BY FALSE BLOND LOCKS AND MIRRORED GLASSES, BUT MINE ALL THE SAME, FOR I ALWAYS FIND MYSELF REFLECTED BACK TO MYSELF WHEN I SEE MY LOVER’S EYES.

That dumb bitch on my other side needs to move. That belongs to Michael too. You no touchy.

(via thegunisinthedog)