[While I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of an inter-office Medieval Fight Club, if such a thing did exist then this week’s meeting would hypothetically be moved to Thursday.]
Am currently hanging out with a published author that’s sincere, funny, handsome, a total geek, a good cook, and an overall gentleman. He has the same nocturnal schedule that I do and I’m pretty sure he digs me.
I must be dreaming!
Wait…
If this is real, what’s the catch?
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[While I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of an inter-office Medieval Fight Club, if such a thing did exist then this week’s meeting would hypothetically be moved to Thursday.]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lun1djy86q1r45jjpo1_500.jpg)

What I Expect to happen:
What really would happen:

Then he would be like this:




